"911 whats your emergency?"

The other day i left my cell phone in the bathroom. Again. This is proof of how blonde I must be, because really, who leaves their phone in the bathroom? Anyways so my little sister Raven who is 6 went to the bathroom only to discover, there was no toilet paper. NO TOILET PAPER!!!!! Oh my Gosh that's a major emergency!!! But what can she do. Oh wait a sec there's a phone on the bathroom counter. She called 911. I can only imagine how that call would have sounded like, "911, whats your emergency?" "umm...I'm trapped" "trapped where honey" "In the bathroom" "okay, why are you trapped in the bathroom" "umm... theres no toilet paper." That story will live on in the place where they take 911 calls (no i don't know what its called), the story about the girl who called 911 because there was no toilet paper. And as a last note if you ask Raven if she called 911 she refuse to acknowledge or adamantly go against what your saying.